A Tale of Three Penguins
Fred – “Hey guys, anyone want to go for a walk?”
George – “Yep, I’ll come.”
Rick – “Count me in.”
(all start walking)
George – “Hey Fred, where are we going?”
Fred – “This way.”
George – “I know we’re going this way. Why are we going this way?”
Fred – “Because I saw Rick go this way yesterday.”
Rick – “I didn’t go this way.”
Fred – “You did Rick. I saw you.”
Rick – “Wasn’t me. You sure it wasn’t someone else that looked like me?”
Fred – “Hmmm. Ok, everyone stop.”
George – “Fred, why did we stop?”
Fred – “We’re going the wrong way.”
George – “But I saw Rick go this way yesterday.”
Rick – “It wasn’t me!”
George – “It sure looked like you though?”
Fred – “Ok, which way should we go?”
George – “Lets just keep going the way we were.”
(all start walking again)
Rick – “Hey Fred, where are we going?”
Fred – “For a walk.”
Rick – “Yeah, but what’s our destination?”
Fred – “Destination? I don’t know, I just wanted to go for a walk.”
George – “Everyone stop.”
(all stop walking)
George – “We should go back.”
Fred – “Why?”
George – “Because we don’t know where we’re going.”
Fred – “I know where we’re going.”
George – “Where’s that?”
Fred – “I told you already. We’re going for a walk.”
George – “I’m not going any further.”
Fred – “Suit yourself, I’m going this way.”
(Fred starts walking off)
Rick – “Hey Fred wait for me.”
(Rick starts chasing after Fred)
Rick – “Hey Fred, slow down.”
Fred – “No, I’m not slowing down. You speed up.”
Rick – “I’m going as fast as I can. Wait for me.”
(Fred stops to let R catch up)
Rick – “Hey Fred, we shouldn’t leave G on his own.”
Fred – “Ok. Hey George (yelling). You coming or what?”
George – “No. You’re going the wrong way.”
Rick – “It’s the right way. I came here yesterday.”
(Fred looks at Rick confused)
George – “Ok, wait for me.”
(George catches up)
Fred – “I’m not stopping again. Rick, you go in front if because you know the way.”
Rick – “I don’t know the way?”
Fred – “You just said you were here yesterday?”
Rick – “Did I? Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t? In either case, I still don’t know the way.”
Fred – “Fine, follow me.”
(all start walking)
George - “Hey Fred, my legs are tired. Can we stop for a rest?”
Fred – “I’m not stopping. You can slide on your belly.”
(starts sliding)
George – “This tickles. You should try it.”
(all start sliding)
Rick – “My belly’s cold. Can we go home now?”
Fred – “Sure. Anyone know the way?”
