In the frozen tundra where the research station stands
There's a hero unsung, with a wrench in his hands
He's the on-call plumber with a heart of gold
Fixing frozen pipes and stories untold
He's the one they call when the pipes are frozen tight
He's the one who saves the research station's light
With a smile so bright and a heart so true
He's the on-call plumber, through and through
He keeps the station heated through the coldest nights
Fixes pumps and incinerators with his skilled hands and might
Drives machinery with ease and manages the waste treatment plant
A true jack-of-all-trades with a hero's chant
He's the one they call when the pipes are frozen tight
He's the one who saves the research station's light
With a smile so bright and a heart so true
He's the on-call plumber, through and through
And when the pressure's on and the stakes are high
He drop kicks field goals of success and reaches the sky
Through the goalposts of life he kicks with grace
A true champion, in every single place
His muscles bulge as he tightens every bolt
A handsome hero with a physique to behold
But he stays humble and modest to all
A true hero, who never seeks to stand tall
He's the one they call when the pipes are frozen tight
He's the one who saves the research station's light
With a smile so bright and a heart so true
He's the on-call plumber, through and through
So, here's to the plumber who keeps the station alive
A hero in the shadows with a heart that thrives
May his wrench always turn and his heart always glow
For the on-call plumber is a hero we all love and know.
