On a small, sub-Antarctic island 1500 km south-east of Tasmania, there are seals, penguins, 24 humans and a mysterious surfboard.
The surfboard is rather banged up (some might call it character, some might call it being lost at sea for weeks). It also has some curious insignia. The underside reads ‘Bra Boys’ and below that is the gang's motto ‘My brothers keeper’. Why would there be a surfboard with the name and motto of an infamous Sydney gang hiding in our post office?
Did it wash up here? Was it brought here? Is Macquarie Island closer to Maroubra than we originally thought?
Some of the theories been thrown around by the 24 humans:
- The board was swept out to sea from Maroubra and currents brought it to Macca
- One of the Bra Boys became a scientist and tried to catch some Macca waves while working here
- The Bra Boys chartered a vessel to catch the elusive Macca green room and left a memento
- It's a prop from the Bra Boys documentary. Russell Crowe threw it out to sea.
- There are gang-affiliated penguins.
- ‘Brothers’ is missing an apostrophe. We will comb the records for a Macca expeditioner with a sibling called Skeeper
- It is a nod to a different group of Bra Boys. A Macquarie Island drag group perhaps?
Curiosity has even captivated the mainland. Sam (of Coburg) and Caz (of Burringbar) want answers.
Today was the day of the Midwinter swim* and we could all feel the board was pining for the ocean. We put her on the back of the polaris and headed for the black sand beaches of the isthmus. We paddled out past the kelp and took in the serenity, waiting for the next set to roll in. The waves were small but morale was sky high.
Like all good mysteries we may never get the answer. But in a small town with slow news days, it’s something to talk about.
Hana Glencross
Part time Weather Observer / Full time silly goose
*The Midwinter swim occurs annually on the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year. In the polar regions we celebrate the beauty of the depths of winter and welcome the return of light.