It’s the experience of a lifetime that most can only dream of – camping with the boss. Add to that no phone reception, no internet, harsh windy conditions and the coldest temperatures on the planet. What a delight!
For those that aren’t aware, it is mandatory requirement to participate in survival training and off-station field trips as a form of recreation or leisure activity, to learn survival skills, to engage with the harsh environment that surrounds us, as well as bond with fellow expeditioners. Few people, however, are faced with the daunting task of braving the conditions with a Station Leader (SL). Expeditioners past and present may shiver at the thought, but who knows, following these three simple steps may turn your trip into a successful and enjoyable experience.
1. Be Prepared. Make sure to do your research on the trek route, equipment, terrain and weather conditions – Should Commander Barlee (or any other SL’s) have any questions, you’ll be prepared with the answer. Also, research the SL you’re trekking with - know their likes and dislikes. This will help you to feign interest in their hobbies and avoid conversations that may earn you a 1-point deduction in the upcoming employee performance review.
Brett Barlee
Likes – Sailing, nature, coffee, station mottos.
Dislikes – Any negativity whatsoever towards his beloved Davis Station.
2. Respect their Privacy. Just because you're trekking with a famous person, doesn't mean you get to act like the paparazzi getting glimpse of Britney Spears. Respect their right to privacy. Avoid staring, making too much eye-contact, drooling, or setting up your bivvy bag so close to them that you can feel their radiant aura.
3. Have Fun. Otherwise put – Ensure the SL has fun. Whatever it takes - Volunteering to carry their field pack, cooking their dinner (adding melted snow to their dehydrated food packet), stuffing their sleeping bag back into its sack, offering your jacket for an extra layer of warmth, emptying their pee bottle into a tide-crack, these are just some examples to name a few. This is a great opportunity to please someone of high importance! A happy ‘President of East Antarctica’ equals a relaxation of station rules and sanctions.
So there you have it, surviving a field trip with a supreme leader can be a challenge, but with a little patience and understanding, you can make it through with your sanity intact. And who knows? You might even have some fun in the process.
James Young
Hazchem Specialist
